The Shadow Coverage Hex of Khalil Shakir
Khalil Shakir · BUF · WR
“Shakir scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Shakir's week
- Shakir's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Shakir gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
75%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the 49ers locker room
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Shakir's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Khalil Shakir in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Khalil Shakir is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Khalil Shakir actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.