The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Khalil Shakir
Khalil Shakir · BUF · WR
“Shakir gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Boise State's biggest rival.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Shakir's week
- Shakir gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- Ref: "Number Shakir, that's a flag." Shakir: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
88%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Shakir's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Khalil Shakir in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Khalil Shakir is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Khalil Shakir actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.