The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Khalil Shakir
Khalil Shakir · BUF · WR
“The broadcast shows Shakir on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Shakir's week
- Shakir gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Boise State's biggest rival.
- Shakir is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
78%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single Patriots jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Shakir, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Khalil Shakir in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Khalil Shakir is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Khalil Shakir actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.