The Snap Count Hex of Khalil Shakir
Khalil Shakir · BUF · WR
“Shakir gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Shakir's week
- The broadcast shows Shakir on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Shakir gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
77%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single Raiders jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Shakir's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Khalil Shakir in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Khalil Shakir is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Khalil Shakir actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.