The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Khalil Shakir
Khalil Shakir · BUF · WR
“Shakir gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Shakir's week
- Shakir goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Shakir's stadium. Only over Shakir.
73%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Panthers jersey, ironically worn
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Shakir, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Khalil Shakir in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Khalil Shakir is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Khalil Shakir actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.