The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Khalil Shakir
Khalil Shakir · BUF · WR
“Shakir sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Shakir's week
- Shakir is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
- Shakir gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
83%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Shakir's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Khalil Shakir in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Khalil Shakir is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Khalil Shakir actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.