The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Khalil Shakir
Khalil Shakir · BUF · WR
“The QB looks at Shakir exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Shakir's week
- A mysterious flag erases Shakir's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Shakir tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
72%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A single tear from a Bengals fan
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Shakir, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Khalil Shakir in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Khalil Shakir is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Khalil Shakir actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.