The Snap Count Hex of Khalil Shakir
Khalil Shakir · BUF · WR
“Shakir is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Shakir's week
- Ref: "Number Shakir, that's a flag." Shakir: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Shakir gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
74%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Shakir, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Khalil Shakir in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Khalil Shakir is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Khalil Shakir actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.