The Inch-Short Hex of Khalil Shakir
Khalil Shakir · BUF · WR
“Shakir's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Shakir's week
- Shakir gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Shakir tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
79%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Shakir drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Khalil Shakir in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Khalil Shakir is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Khalil Shakir actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.