The Mystery Tweak Hex of Khalil Shakir
Khalil Shakir · BUF · WR
“Shakir is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Shakir's week
- Shakir does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- Shakir tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
87%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Bengals fan
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Shakir, Shakir, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Khalil Shakir in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Khalil Shakir is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Khalil Shakir actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.