The Shadow Coverage Hex of Khalil Shakir
Khalil Shakir · BUF · WR
“Shakir is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Shakir's week
- Shakir is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Shakir will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
77%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Shakir drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Khalil Shakir in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Khalil Shakir is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Khalil Shakir actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.