The Phantom Holding Hex of Khalil Shakir
Khalil Shakir · BUF · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Shakir's stadium. Only over Shakir.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Shakir's week
- Shakir gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
- Shakir runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
89%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Shakir's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Khalil Shakir in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Khalil Shakir is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Khalil Shakir actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.