The Shadow Coverage Hex of Khalil Shakir
Khalil Shakir · BUF · WR
“Shakir will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Shakir's week
- Shakir gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Boise State's biggest rival.
- Shakir is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
83%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Raiders jersey, ironically worn
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Shakir drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Khalil Shakir in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Khalil Shakir is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Khalil Shakir actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.