The Hamstring Hex of Khalil Shakir
Khalil Shakir · BUF · WR
“Shakir tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Shakir's week
- Shakir gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Boise State's biggest rival.
- Shakir gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
89%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Eye of Bengals, tongue of ref,
Bring Bills down to grief,
Shakir scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Khalil Shakir in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Khalil Shakir is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Khalil Shakir actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.