The Snap Count Hex of Khalil Shakir
Khalil Shakir · BUF · WR
“Shakir gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Shakir's week
- A mysterious flag erases Shakir's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Shakir does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
87%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Shakir's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Khalil Shakir in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Khalil Shakir is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Khalil Shakir actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.