The Shadow Coverage Hex of Khalil Shakir
Khalil Shakir · BUF · WR
“Shakir does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Shakir's week
- Shakir sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Shakir's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Shakir was due a breakout.
87%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Colts locker room
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Shakir, Shakir, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Khalil Shakir in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Khalil Shakir is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Khalil Shakir actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.