The Mystery Tweak Hex of Kimani Vidal
Kimani Vidal · LAC · RB
“Vidal is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Vidal's week
- Vidal sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Vidal will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
73%POTENCY
-17.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Vidal, Vidal, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kimani Vidal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kimani Vidal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kimani Vidal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.