The Garbage-Time Hex of Kimani Vidal
Kimani Vidal · LAC · RB
“Vidal's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Vidal's week
- Vidal sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Coach says Vidal is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
75%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Eye of Commanders, tongue of ref,
Bring Chargers down to grief,
Vidal scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kimani Vidal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kimani Vidal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kimani Vidal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.