The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Kimani Vidal
Kimani Vidal · LAC · RB
“Vidal finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Vidal's week
- Vidal gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
- Vidal gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
76%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A used challenge flag
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Eye of Lions, tongue of ref,
Bring Chargers down to grief,
Vidal scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kimani Vidal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kimani Vidal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kimani Vidal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.