The Late Scratch Hex of Kimani Vidal
Kimani Vidal · LAC · RB
“Vidal rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Vidal's week
- Vidal will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
- Vidal gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
92%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Vidal, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kimani Vidal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kimani Vidal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kimani Vidal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.