The Phantom Flag Hex of Kimani Vidal
Kimani Vidal · LAC · RB
“Vidal gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Vidal's week
- Coach says Vidal is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
- Vidal loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
83%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Vidal, Vidal, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kimani Vidal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kimani Vidal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kimani Vidal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.