The Snap Count Hex of Kimani Vidal
Kimani Vidal · LAC · RB
“Vidal will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Vidal's week
- Vidal gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
- Vidal rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
81%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Vidal, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kimani Vidal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kimani Vidal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kimani Vidal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.