The Mystery Tweak Hex of Kimani Vidal
Kimani Vidal · LAC · RB
“Vidal finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Vidal's week
- Ref: "Number Vidal, that's a flag." Vidal: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Vidal gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Troy's biggest rival.
77%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Vidal drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kimani Vidal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kimani Vidal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kimani Vidal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.