The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Kimani Vidal
Kimani Vidal · LAC · RB
“Vidal gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Vidal's week
- Vidal will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Vidal runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
76%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Packers locker room
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Vidal's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kimani Vidal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kimani Vidal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kimani Vidal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.