The Phantom Flag Hex of Kimani Vidal
Kimani Vidal · LAC · RB
“Vidal is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Vidal's week
- Vidal breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
- Vidal gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
72%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Dolphins locker room
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Vidal's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kimani Vidal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kimani Vidal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kimani Vidal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.