The Garbage-Time Hex of Kimani Vidal
Kimani Vidal · LAC · RB
“Vidal's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Vidal's week
- Vidal breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
- Vidal runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
85%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the 49ers locker room
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Eye of Raiders, tongue of ref,
Bring Chargers down to grief,
Vidal scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kimani Vidal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kimani Vidal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kimani Vidal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.