The Hamstring Hex of Kimani Vidal
Kimani Vidal · LAC · RB
“Vidal gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Troy's biggest rival.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Vidal's week
- Vidal will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Vidal goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
75%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Vidal, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kimani Vidal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kimani Vidal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kimani Vidal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.