The Late Scratch Hex of Kimani Vidal
Kimani Vidal · LAC · RB
“Vidal goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Vidal's week
- Vidal gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
- Vidal loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
73%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Colts locker room
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Vidal, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kimani Vidal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kimani Vidal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kimani Vidal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.