The Garbage-Time Hex of Kimani Vidal
Kimani Vidal · LAC · RB
“Vidal will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Vidal's week
- Vidal goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Vidal gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
76%POTENCY
-17.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Titans jersey, ironically worn
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Vidal, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kimani Vidal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kimani Vidal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kimani Vidal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.