The Late Scratch Hex of Kimani Vidal
Kimani Vidal · LAC · RB
“Vidal gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Vidal's week
- Vidal will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
- Vidal tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
75%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single tear from a Cardinals fan
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Eye of Saints, tongue of ref,
Bring Chargers down to grief,
Vidal scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kimani Vidal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kimani Vidal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kimani Vidal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.