The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Kimani Vidal
Kimani Vidal · LAC · RB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Vidal's stadium. Only over Vidal.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Vidal's week
- Vidal sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- A mysterious flag erases Vidal's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
80%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single tear from a Ravens fan
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Vidal's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kimani Vidal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kimani Vidal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kimani Vidal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.