The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Kimani Vidal
Kimani Vidal · LAC · RB
“Vidal will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Vidal's week
- The broadcast shows Vidal on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
80%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Vidal's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kimani Vidal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kimani Vidal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kimani Vidal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.