The Committee Backfield Hex of Kimani Vidal
Kimani Vidal · LAC · RB
“Vidal gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Vidal's week
- Vidal sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Vidal will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
91%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Vidal's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kimani Vidal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kimani Vidal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kimani Vidal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.