The Late Scratch Hex of Kimani Vidal
Kimani Vidal · LAC · RB
“Vidal's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Vidal's week
- Vidal's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
- Vidal gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
82%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Chiefs jersey, ironically worn
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Vidal drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kimani Vidal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kimani Vidal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kimani Vidal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.