The Committee Backfield Hex of Kimani Vidal
Kimani Vidal · LAC · RB
“The team goes up 21 early and Vidal gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Vidal's week
- Vidal will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Vidal gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
82%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single tear from a Dolphins fan
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Vidal, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kimani Vidal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kimani Vidal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kimani Vidal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.