The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Kimani Vidal
Kimani Vidal · LAC · RB
“Vidal will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Vidal's week
- Vidal sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Vidal rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
81%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Vidal, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kimani Vidal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kimani Vidal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kimani Vidal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.