The Phantom Flag Hex of Kimani Vidal
Kimani Vidal · LAC · RB
“Coach says Vidal is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Vidal's week
- Vidal gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Troy's biggest rival.
- Vidal is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
78%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Jaguars fan
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Vidal drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kimani Vidal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kimani Vidal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kimani Vidal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.