The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Kimani Vidal
Kimani Vidal · LAC · RB
“Vidal is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Vidal's week
- Vidal scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Vidal tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
82%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Falcons locker room
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Vidal's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kimani Vidal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kimani Vidal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kimani Vidal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.