The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Kimani Vidal
Kimani Vidal · LAC · RB
“Vidal tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Vidal's week
- Vidal gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Troy's biggest rival.
- Vidal goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
84%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single Saints jersey, ironically worn
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Vidal, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kimani Vidal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kimani Vidal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kimani Vidal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.