The Fumble Hex of Kimani Vidal
Kimani Vidal · LAC · RB
“Ref: "Number Vidal, that's a flag." Vidal: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Vidal's week
- Vidal gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Vidal gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Troy's biggest rival.
81%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Vidal's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kimani Vidal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kimani Vidal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kimani Vidal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.