The Stuffed Run Hex of Kimani Vidal
Kimani Vidal · LAC · RB
“Vidal breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Vidal's week
- Vidal gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Vidal's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
74%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Vidal, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kimani Vidal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kimani Vidal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kimani Vidal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.