The Stuffed Run Hex of Kimani Vidal
Kimani Vidal · LAC · RB
“Vidal sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Vidal's week
- Vidal gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Vidal gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Troy's biggest rival.
78%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Vidal, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kimani Vidal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kimani Vidal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kimani Vidal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.