The Phantom Flag Hex of Kimani Vidal
Kimani Vidal · LAC · RB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Vidal's stadium. Only over Vidal.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Vidal's week
- Vidal will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
- Vidal scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
80%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Vidal, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kimani Vidal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kimani Vidal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kimani Vidal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.