The Stuffed Run Hex of Kimani Vidal
Kimani Vidal · LAC · RB
“Vidal gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Troy's biggest rival.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Vidal's week
- Vidal gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
- The broadcast shows Vidal on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
90%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Vidal, Vidal, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kimani Vidal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kimani Vidal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kimani Vidal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.