The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Kimani Vidal
Kimani Vidal · LAC · RB
“Coach says Vidal is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Vidal's week
- Vidal gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
- Vidal rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
86%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single Eagles jersey, ironically worn
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Vidal, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kimani Vidal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kimani Vidal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kimani Vidal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.