The Hamstring Hex of Kimani Vidal
Kimani Vidal · LAC · RB
“Vidal gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Troy's biggest rival.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Vidal's week
- The broadcast shows Vidal on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
84%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Eye of Packers, tongue of ref,
Bring Chargers down to grief,
Vidal scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kimani Vidal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kimani Vidal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kimani Vidal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.