The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Kimani Vidal
Kimani Vidal · LAC · RB
“Vidal's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Vidal's week
- Vidal breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
- Vidal gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
82%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Vidal's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kimani Vidal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kimani Vidal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kimani Vidal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.