The Phantom Flag Hex of Kimani Vidal
Kimani Vidal · LAC · RB
“Vidal sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Vidal's week
- Vidal gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Coach says Vidal is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
87%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Vidal drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kimani Vidal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kimani Vidal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kimani Vidal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.