The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Kimani Vidal
Kimani Vidal · LAC · RB
“Vidal breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Vidal's week
- The team goes up 21 early and Vidal gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
- Vidal scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
88%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Eye of Broncos, tongue of ref,
Bring Chargers down to grief,
Vidal scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kimani Vidal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kimani Vidal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kimani Vidal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.