The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Kimani Vidal
Kimani Vidal · LAC · RB
“Vidal's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Vidal's week
- Vidal gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Troy's biggest rival.
- Vidal runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
88%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single Steelers jersey, ironically worn
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Vidal drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kimani Vidal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kimani Vidal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kimani Vidal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.